with Daily presentation Demolition: The first 100 days of President Trump: 100 incredible days with no disturbanceJohn Stewart began his class this week by crawling from his office with the unjust beard of Gandalf.
“It was officially 100 days of Donald Trump.” “I am very tired. It is the old age of this nation in Tom Hanks.” forsaken Years. ”
After playing a prominent ball in covering the special version late at night, a beard appeared without: “I was joking! The energy! Imagine me with a white beard,” he said, and he was wandering immediately at the perception.
Starting with the classification of President Donald Trump, Stewart jokingly said, “He doesn't care. He is not afraid to be underwater because he is equipped with a floating unit, or FUPA. Look for it.” (The audience has already caught its throat, and it exploded in laughter, as Stewart referred to the medical term “The Alawite Oily Dao”.
Political vizial after that, Trump's influence on the economy, played a clip of the campaign's path, in which the leader of the Republican Party promised a “Trump's new economic boom” in his second term.
“Unfortunately, I think it is clear that in the economy, Donald Trump provided the boom,” said Stewart.
Speaking of how Potus has benefited since Trump 2.0 assuming, Stuart has entered a new documentary from Melania Trump.
“Oh! The free market,” started. “But seriously, $ 40 million for a documentary film on Melania Trump? No crime, I am sure she is an interesting person, but PBS made a total of Ken Burns Civil war Series for $ 3.5 million. Shah It was $ 3 million. Obviously they wanted 4, but they still get a good price. Full of Planet Series, 11 episodes, less than that: $ 25 million. I know that Melania is a mysterious and private woman, but I guarantee that you do not have to wait outside her house for weeks at a time in the hope that rare night feeding will be on the planned South American frog. “
Of course, Stuart addressed the death of Pope Francis, which came shortly after the vice president of JD Vance.
Jessic Diane Vans, what did you do? Do For this man? This Pope literally touched leprosy. Drinking wastewater in the slums and all this. 10 minutes! 10 minutes to talk to JD Vance and the Pope resembles, “God, check, please,” Stewart said: “I was 88 years old, this is the longest 10 minutes of my life.”
Stewart concluded his part by heating Trump's comments about “benefiting” in the trade war and excessive capitalist approach to managing the country, on the pretext that the upper hand actually belongs to “we the people”.
“It took 250 years of people to seek to upgrade with a constitutional republic and the rule of law, and the painstaking shares that destroy it. This is the essence of the exceptional American. You just want to make us great. This is a reducing. Our brand is not” a state of strategic uncertainty “nor you are a guardian of gold.
He added: “If I can put this in the conditions of negotiation, you can understand it: all hats,” Donald, stop! “
