Orlando Bloom is now the world’s best cleaner.
The British actor, 47, had the perfect response to his fiancée Katy Perry confessing on “Call Her Daddy” that she rewards Bloom for accomplishing household chores with oral sex.
“If I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean, and you’ve done it all, and you’ve done all the dishes, and you’ve closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your d–k sucked,” Perry said on Wednesday’s episode of Alex Cooper’s podcast.
Bloom responded to Perry’s NSFW confession in the comments section of her latest Instagram.
“I’ve cleaned the whole house,” he wrote.
Bloom’s comment on Perry’s post — which featured photos from her “Call Her Daddy” appearance — has over 5,000 likes and 150 replies.
Perry, 39, has been with Bloom for eight years. The couple got engaged in Feb. 2019 and welcomed their daughter, Daisy Dove, in Aug. 2020.
The “Firework” singer made plenty of NSFW comments on “CHD” about getting a thrill out of her partner doing housework.
“That is my love language! I don’t need a red Ferrari … I can buy a red Ferrari,” Perry said. “Just do the f–king dishes! I will suck your d–k! It’s that easy.”
Later in the episode, Perry revealed that she and the “Pirates of the Caribbean” actor broke up for a year in the early stages of their romance.
She said that Bloom wanted to work on himself, so he enrolled in Hoffman Institute in California which, according to Perry, is designed to “help you rewire all the bad habits and rewire your neural pathways through different physical activities.”
The “Dark Horse” singer, wanting her romance with Bloom to work, eventually went to Hoffman as well, where she “got the tools and spoke the same language” as Bloom, which she said “changed my life.”
“It saved my life. I would be dead without it. I would not be on this planet without that process — and meditation,” she said.
Bloom opened up his relationship with Perry on the “What Now? With Trevor Noah” podcast earlier this year, and explained how the couple has made their relationship work in the spotlight.
“I wouldn’t change it for anything, even when sometimes it feels like, ‘How do we do this?’ Because we’ve got these two giant careers and lives, and hers is even, you know … it’s like a universe sometimes,” he said.
Bloom added: “But I think I just keep coming back to her and trying to hold her hand and walk her back to the sand pit and be like … we’re just gonna build a sandcastle.”
